precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

(via shutupmerlin)

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the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

(via meridainthetardis)

lordoftheinternet:

my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual

(via meridainthetardis)


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(Source: belgroovia, via cloudcuckooflyer)

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faggotsmeatsix:

fueledbyianhecox:

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS 

JACKZILLA

(via monotoneminor)

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

(via monotoneminor)

Someone tell my mom to get out of my room.
This is my room.
Get your own room.
It’s just down the hall.

Someone tell my mom to get out of my room.

This is my room.

Get your own room.

It’s just down the hall.

mega-perv-extraordinaire:

Shakespeare, ladies and gentlemen

mega-perv-extraordinaire:

Shakespeare, ladies and gentlemen

(Source: aimeethebluebird, via traquin)

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rap is an oldie, but a goodie.

Well, maybe just an oldie.

[stuffistole]

do you me know who is beautiful?

read the third word 

(Source: andrewbreitel, via michelleaneous-paraphernalia)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via indeliblychanged)